paranormal-thingum:

blaze-kitty:

perringwrites:

please play Gone Home

[link] to the tweet chain

some more very good ones :)

(via machiavellique)

wongbal:

Someone tweeted about her lame-ass husband’s inability to perform basic tasks and the replies are sending me to the moon

(via chickencourtesan)

tramampoline:

campyvillain:

mclennonyaoi:

campyvillain:

anyways since i’ve not heard anyone talk about it here. cryptobros are literally planning to make an island filled with cryptobros with crypto themed living shit like unironically they are serious about it and they have recently made an animated video promoting it and i swear to god i did not dub any of this footage this is real they actually made this

he fucked that coin

he fucked that coin

he fucked that coin

ahwak:

(via tramampoline)

atomic-clowns:

(x)

(via pastabot)

this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:

crabcakez-deactivated20220404:

a sensitive boy has gotten lost in the 7-11 beer walk in freezer

give him turkish delight and kill his shit head siblings

(via urdnotwrex)

pubewig:

(via bigmeatyflaps)

peanotbotter:

i literally love my boss to death someone tells her a truck got blown over on the highway and she says ‘thats so crazy. i hate wind’

(via pastabot)

teenjournalist:

Crime scene unit en route, police cordoning off boys bathroom to investigate pair of pooped jeans on floor

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